BoardinghouseR 1982 ‧ Horror/Crime ‧ 1h 28m

Boardinghouse

R 1982 ‧ Horror/Crime ‧ 1h 28m

Directed by: John Wintergate

  Synopsis: Boardinghouse follows the story of a man who inherits a house with a dark past. He decides to turn it into a boarding house for young women, but soon discovers that the house harbors sinister supernatural forces.

Review:

  Boardinghouse is a peculiar entry in the horror genre, marked by its eccentric narrative and quirky style. While it might initially draw viewers in with its intriguing poster, the film itself is a bizarre and disjointed experience. The storyline meanders, and its primary appeal appears to be the gratuitous nudity, which might catch some viewers by surprise.

The special effects are passable, fitting for a low-budget production, and the film does feature a few decent songs that add a bit of charm. It's a movie that you might pick up cheaply on platforms like Fandango at Home or Vudu, making it a somewhat worthwhile watch if you're curious about obscure horror films. However, it’s best suited as background entertainment while you’re occupied with other tasks. 

Overall, Boardinghouse lands at the bottom of the watch list for sure. It's a 6/10 for a one-time viewing, serving as a reminder that not all movies can be winners. 

My Rating: 6/10

HeBGB TV (2022) Rated R Horror/Comedy/Sci-Fi 1h 18m

HeBGB TV (2022) Rated R Horror/Comedy/Sci-Fi 

1h 18m

  Directed by Adam Lenhart

Synopsis: Two siblings discover a mysterious package on their porch containing a multidimensional cable box that installs itself into their home. They are taken on a wild, channel-surfing journey through a world of television mayhem, encountering quirky characters and standing up to the box's algorithm to protect their minds.

  Review: HeBGB TV  is very colorful and downright bonkers. It's one of those "WTF did I just watch?" movies. Despite its low budget, there are no truly scary parts—just stupidly funny moments throughout. The acting is decent and the effects are cheesy, but they work for what the filmmakers were trying to do. The film gives off a bit of an anthology vibe, with different segments contributing to the overall craziness. The ending is decent—not a big surprise, but it wraps everything up okay. Definitely a Sunday afternoon movie for sure. 🎬📺

my Rating: 6.5/10

Cathy's Curse (1977)Rated R | Horror/Thriller/Paranormal 1h 28m

Cathy's Curse (1977)

Rated R | Horror/Thriller/Paranormal 1h 28m

Directed by: Eddy Matalon

Synopsis: In this supernatural horror, a young girl named Cathy finds an old doll that belonged to her deceased aunt. Soon after, strange and sinister events start to occur, as Cathy becomes possessed by the vengeful spirit of her aunt.

Review: Cathy's Curse is a slower-paced film, likely due to the absence of CGI effects. Despite this, it effectively showcases the sinister horror caused by the doll and the little girl. The acting is solid, bringing an eerie realism to the film. The effects are okay, fitting for the era. The movie culminates in a decent ending, tying up the chilling tale satisfactorily. If you appreciate classic horror without the flash of modern effects, this one is worth a watch. 🎬👻

MY RATING: 6/10

In A Violent NatureNot Rated 2024 ‧ Horror/Drama ‧ 1h 34m

In A Violent Nature

Not Rated 2024 ‧ Horror/Drama ‧ 1h 34m

Directed by: Chris Nash

Synopsis: n a Violent Nature offers a unique perspective by telling the story from the killer's point of view. This approach provides a fresh and unsettling look into the mind of a murderer, setting it apart from typical horror films.

Review:

In a Violent Nature presents the story from the killer's perspective, offering a fresh and unsettling take on the genre. Although the movie moves at a slower pace, it gradually builds tension, allowing the audience to immerse themselves in the psychological aspects of the killer's mind.

The kills are a standout feature—intense and meticulously crafted. The cinematography is excellent, capturing each scene with precision and enhancing the overall atmosphere of dread. The acting is top-notch, adding depth to the characters and making their experiences believable and engaging.

Overall, despite its slower pace, In a Violent Nature is an intriguing watch with its unique perspective, amazing kills, and solid performances. It’s a well-shot film that horror enthusiasts will appreciate for its innovative approach and attention to detail. I liked it. 🎬🔪

MY RATING: 7.5/10

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls Unrated 2023 ‧ Horror/Comedy

Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls

Unrated 2023 ‧ Horror/Comedy

Directed by: Andrew Bowser

Synopsis: Follow the misadventures of Onyx, a quirky and self-proclaimed fortuitous individual, as he stumbles upon a powerful talisman that unleashes a series of supernatural events. His journey leads to encounters with bizarre creatures and laugh-out-loud scenarios, all while trying to save the world from impending doom.

Review: Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls is a hilarious and visually captivating horror-comedy that effortlessly blends humor and supernatural elements. The film's over-the-top humor is a standout feature, delivering consistent laughs through exaggerated and clever comedic moments. The characters are brought to life with vibrant performances that add to the film’s charm and wit.

The **special effects** are impressively done, showcasing a combination of practical effects and visual elements that enhance the supernatural aspects without overshadowing the story. The balance between humor and horror is masterfully executed, making the film an entertaining ride from start to finish.

Overall, **Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls** offers a refreshing mix of spooky fun and laugh-out-loud scenes. It’s a must-watch for fans of horror-comedy who appreciate both clever writing and visual creativity. 🎬🎃

If you enjoy a mix of spooky fun and laugh-out-loud scenes, this movie is a must-watch!

MY RATING 8/10